May 4 – June 10

By Michael Parker and Susan Parker

Mrs. Stancliffe’s guests return year after year to her B&B, and her neighbor, the elderly, silver-tongued Bud “The Stud” Davis, believes they come to spend time with him. Her would-be suitor is a retired chemist who has developed a pill to increase the libido of menopausal women. When the women mix up Bud’s Viagra pills with the “Venusia,” we discover that it has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes, mood swings, and irritability!



For over 35 years, Cornwell’s Dinner Theatre has been perfecting the recipe for great family entertainment with a full season of Broadway musicals and comedies performed by our company of professional actors, many of whom have gone on to perform on national tours and even Broadway! Our intimate, 150-seat theatre with its exposed timber beams provides unobstructed views of the stage and a warm and friendly dining experience.

Our first priority is to make sure you and your family make lasting memories at Turkeyville, USA. And we do that by providing the best dining and entertainment experience followed up with unmatched customer service. When you arrive at the theatre, our house staff will be waiting to seat you at your table, where you will be served salad, soup and drinks. Homemade dinner rolls and Grandma’s cranberry relish will be brought to your table while you adjourn to the buffet to enjoy our latest turkey dishes with all the trimmings, followed by your choice of three different desserts. After the meal, you may have some time to stretch your legs and visit our bakery, ice cream parlor and gift shop while our serving staff will clear your table. After the meal, the lights go down and the curtain rises on our latest production!

Wednesday – Saturday Matinee: 11:30 seating, 12:00 buffet opens, 2:00 show.

Saturday Evening: 5:30 seating, 6:00 buffet opens, 8:00 show.

Adults: $58 per person 
Youth 12 and under: $41 per person 
Show Only: $45 per person
Groups 12-19: $52 per person 
Groups 20+: $50 per person 

5-Show Season Ticket: $230 (over 20% off the full ticket price!) 
*Season tickets not available online. Call box office at 269-781-4293. 

All ticket prices include dinner, show and tax. Gratuity for waitstaff is extra. Payment is due at the time reservations are made.



A trip to Cornwell’s Dinner Theatre will be so popular that you’ll receive the applause right along with our talented performers from across the country.

  • A 150-seat theatre
  • Courteous, fun waitstaff
  • Beer, wine and full bar.
  • Professional performers assembled from across the country
  • A shopping adventure at Country Junction Gift Shoppe
  • Visit our Bakery, Deli, Arcade, Ice Cream Parlor, and Fudge Shop, all under one roof
  • A day of smiles and laughter under the wide-open Michigan sky!